LOOK AT THIS EMO GIRAFFE

LOOK AT THIS EMO GIRAFFE

“LOOK AT THE CAT”
- me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via pre-rolls)

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

verysharpteeth:

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

Ok, it’s sort of hot he can do this. Big burly men who can do a good braid for you is a kink I didn’t know I had.

“I guess”
- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
Outside the glass artwork museum ~ Mauritius

Outside the glass artwork museum ~ Mauritius

  • severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil

jtotheizzoe:

I have a feeling that silk scarves printed with NASA satellite and Hubble images are a thing that some of you might need, in a “shut up and take my money” way.

Check ‘em out at Slow Factory.

south-pacific:

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south-pacific:

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Today I had a special moment with a dinosaur.

I mean… tortoise.

ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

cousinmaeby:

Women are just like the woods: mysterious and full of wolves.