ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

cousinmaeby:

Women are just like the woods: mysterious and full of wolves.

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

hkirkh:

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Anonymous asked: hello i really like a finger slip <3

hello I really like you

I can&#8217;t wait to faceplant into this mofo of a puddle

I can’t wait to faceplant into this mofo of a puddle

Anonymous asked: I actually love you k bye

aW NONNY I LOVE YOU TOO

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

dictkateor:

distraction:

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

christeeezay:

Where is my talent

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

so can’t this guy draw himself 100 dollar bills

Stop that! No one’s allowed to be that awesome!

My cousin told me I have a tumblr room

My cousin told me I have a tumblr room

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Shaquille O’Neal and Bill Gates

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Shaquille O’Neal and Bill Gates